August 19, 2023

circleturk:

is-the-snake-video-cute:

ciderli:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

iicraft505:

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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn’t be held, please add more if you have any

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@chai-cow-ski

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

That’s indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you’re actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

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August 19, 2023

kernalphage:

intercal:

“I could look it up but it’s more fun asking friends” gang

“there’s probably an objective answer for this but let’s see if someone has a rant locked and loaded” group chat

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August 19, 2023

puppygirl-hornyposting:

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August 19, 2023

calamity-unlocked:

were–ralph:

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Sometimes twitter be hitting

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This is even funnier with context attached

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August 19, 2023

iputmilkinearlgrey:

me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

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August 19, 2023

calagua:

Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he’s not a teenager anymore. He’s 28. Yeah he’s still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he’d honestly rather go sleep himself. He’s pretty chill. Past the killings. He’s a beloved member of the community. Yeah he’s on estrogen

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August 19, 2023

fallenangelvictorious:

chirasul:

shitidiotloserheritageposts:

chirasul:

there’s like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like “Best Heritage Posts” and “Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts” and “So Funny Hellsite Posts” but where’s the shitty posts accounts. where’s the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

On tumblr you really can’t expect to ask “where is god?” Without the devil answering “have you checked up your ass?”

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August 19, 2023

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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August 19, 2023

whitepeopletwitter:

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August 19, 2023

greelin:

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still cannot believe this got flagged.. It was literally private….

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August 19, 2023

killyfromblame:

killyfromblame:

Communicating with my cat is so crazy, it’s like, you watch my back for predators when I sleep. You meow only because you know that I vocalize often, but the words I use are nothing to you unless they’re associated with things relevant to your little baby life (food, for example). You slow blink at me because you feel safe with me. You point your ass at my face, indicating that you trust me to watch your back for predators, because you feel safe with me. You sit in my lap and sleep pressed against my side because you need to warm yourself up, and you trust me to warm you. I know this because I have access to information. If I didn’t, these things would be weird to me. I call you Lulu, but you don’t need a name for me; you have your senses to identify me. You smell me to identify me. You nuzzle me with your head to mark me as family with your scent. We ARE family. You are both the baby I feed and the elderly little lady who watches over me. It’s a very special and pure interspecies bond. I have a concept of “love” that is metaphysical, conceptual; you have an instinctual bond to those that you “trust” to help you survive (and that you, in turn, help to survive). You DO aid my survival on an emotional level that you can’t possibly understand, because you try to aid me on the physical level that comes naturally to you. Who said survival of the fittest has no room for love? We share the pure love of deep friendship because you and I must survive. My creature, Lulu, my best friend. My stinky.

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The comments and tags on this post have been very sweet, I really love hearing about everyone’s cats. Feeling a little self-conscious because this drunken emotional outburst (seriously, I had a few drinks, looked at Lulu, and started crying and writing this) has been tagged as poetry a few times. Now I wish I could go back in time and edit it for flow and word choice, but it’s too late now…

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August 19, 2023

adz:

aaronburrssexdungeon:

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August 19, 2023

meltingpotofinterests:

ryebreadgf:

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August 19, 2023

escuerzoresucitado:

the magician

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August 19, 2023

starchild37:

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UH…. this started as a joke between my roommate and I that escalated into what you see here. weve been watching invader zim and venture bros together. 
Excuse the sloppiness i did most of this in one sitting and didnt intend to spend much time on it. dghfhgdgd
(For the record I’m working off the assumption that Zim would care if Dib dies even if he hates him because no Dib means no rival and source of validation. If u don’t believe me look up mopiness of doom)

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